this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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