So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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