I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just invented taco cereal.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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