Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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