so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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