why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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