Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
