remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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