Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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