If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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