Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
