well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
