Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yo dont text me then not text me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers