he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.