ADVERTISEMENT

• (858): View more from California

  we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.

  Fav 7 1223 1776

  share tweet
  

• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  what does that even mean?

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

  Fav 36 5801 965

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.

  Fav 33 2085 3295

  share tweet
  

• (519): View more from Ontario

  she's naming her girl london marie

  (519): View more from Ontario

  that kid will be born with a tramp stamp

  Fav 21 1243 3230

  share tweet
  
• 

  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (903): View more from Texas

  I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.

  (214): View more from Texas

  It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.

  Fav 17 5339 1191

  share tweet
  

• (651): View more from Minnesota

  you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now

  Fav 27 9305 1171

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (425): View more from Washington

  Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap

  Fav 18 5699 965

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.

  Fav 22 4144 1218

  share tweet
  

• (719): View more from Colorado

  Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am

  Fav 5 1210 2012

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (417): View more from Missouri

  Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.

  Fav 3 2394 964

  share tweet
  

• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve

  Fav 11 3397 1054

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.

  Fav 6 1747 879

  share tweet
  

• (360): View more from Washington

  I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.

  Fav 12 1049 673

  share tweet
  

• (541): View more from Oregon

  Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on

  Fav 0 534 325

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (619): View more from California

  I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.

  Fav 1 111 136

  share tweet
  

Randomize