: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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