I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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