well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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