I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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