okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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