I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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