strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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