Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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