i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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