the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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