Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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