let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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