My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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