the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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