Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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