whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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