i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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