Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Operation Purity has been aborted
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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