Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Randomize
