she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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