That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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