I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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