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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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