I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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