I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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