so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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