do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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