Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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