I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You don't make any sense
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