Porn is love you can see.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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