just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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