i wish there were pregnant emoticons
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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