Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
We smell like vodka and hangover
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