Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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