try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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