ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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