What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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