i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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