just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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