I'm drive I can fine osifer
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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