I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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